Desk Jockey 

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

Desk Jockey by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023

desk pet 

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

desk pet by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

desk bitch 

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

desk bitch by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024

desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.

I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.

desk it the open way by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Desk Burrito 

Desk Burrito
noun

Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:

“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”

Desk Burrito by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025

Desk Accessory

Desk Accessory is an Extra Needy person who fits great on your desk, make sure they're dirty though

A had a desk accessory on my desk and it was all dirty and Extra Needy

Desk Accessory by Prince Of chaos September 4, 2025

Desk opp

An object which annoys you while you're busy with your computer (hence desk opp)

"Dude I have a desk opp its pissing me off."

Desk opp by Bladous January 5, 2026