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Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.
Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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MDEC Dementia

A fictional (yet very apparent) disease, contracted when one is perceived to have worked at the MDEC for an abnormal period of time.

Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
"That guy pretending his arm is a periscope and lobbing imaginary grenades clearly has MDEC Dementia."
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
by DC Harry Batt October 28, 2008
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Somebody who has a deep obsession with midget porn.
Andy: I've not seen Paul for a long time
Ross: He's locked himself in his room with a terabyte of midget porn.
Andy: What a deemer
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a playful conjunction of damn and her.
She won't answer her phone, dammer!
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When something is in the middle of Demented and Mongulated, it is Dementalated. When It looks really bad or mutated.
"That shelf you made in wood shop is dementalated"
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demented sow

The term "demented sow" refers to a popular mistake found in the international best selling novel "I'm Not Scared" by Niccolo Ammaniti.

Many people believe this typing mistake is in fact intended to read "demented cow" however this has not yet been confirmed by Author Niccolo Ammaniti as he does not speak English.
Barbara Mura was scrambling up on all fours like a demented sow. All sweaty and covered in earth.
by EyeSeeJay March 22, 2012
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deemee

A dog who goes for guys balls only.
Your dog is a compleat deemee.
A pack of deemees attacked me.
by Clashroyaldeemee February 4, 2017
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