ass defusion

when 2 asses fuse together

person: I suffer from ass defusion with my friend

by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020

decisions

what you aren't good at.

"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."

by thoumother.com November 24, 2018

optical delusion

Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.

The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.

by beandog February 9, 2005

Delusional

Thinking you are something you’re not.

Liam: Hey guys, I’ve decided to come out as Hank Hill-Kin.

Max: Kin as in. . . You think you are literally Hank Hill?

Liam: Yep.

Max: Wow okay, that’s. . . Uh. . . Really delusional.

by punkass June 8, 2018

delusional bitch syndrome

A dumb bitch(usually a girl) who never has any idea what is going on.

Tati has delusional bitch syndrome (and misses wide open layups)

by Loki yoki September 29, 2019

delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic

by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021

worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.

Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.

by Yobberson June 22, 2017