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derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.
Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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Toxic Deposit

A "Toxic Deposit" is the HIV laden ejaculate or "cum shot" that is associated with "Bug chasing" and "gift giving" specifically for the intentional transmission of HIV.
The bug chaser accepted 10 toxic deposits while barebacking in hopes of catching HIV.
by keeloi79 December 22, 2022
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Cerb_Deposit_5.0

The cerb that cycles every month with $10000.0
Cerb_Deposit_5.0 is already here
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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Golden Deposit

The act of a man peeing down another man's Urethra.
"Hi Mike! Can't wait to leave you a nice Golden Deposit!"
by GoldenDespositCreator1 October 29, 2023
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please deposit five coins

the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins
rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
by Dee Afton December 23, 2023
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Nut Deposit

A “Nut Deposit” is a slang term I made the fuck up, in truth it is simply the sexual organ found on a female called the vagina, either that or the process of ejaculating all of your micro babies into her uterus is also a Nut Deposit.
“I enjoyed giving you a Nut Deposit, Stacy.”
by Delta-Ass March 8, 2025
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