Self-defacating

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.

Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..

by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Debacaul

The act of removing worthless or bad features

George debacauled his room, taking out everything except his bed.

by Dethodav January 21, 2009

Deficatio

A combination of defication and felatio.

Patrick Swayze gives the absolute best deficatio, it feels really great.

by Brycee-brownee January 28, 2009

defecalate

Find the truth, or in layman's terms, to take the crap out of it.

That advertisement sounded too good to be true." "I researched it, and managed to defecalate it.

by oceanic0809 March 3, 2011

defactbro

Relationship between two guys who are dating sisters.

Mark is a douche nozzle, but he is my defactbro and may be family some day

by Jeans74 October 29, 2012

defcalator

A moving stairway consisting of steps attached to a non-functioning circulating belt caused by an overabundance of human excrement.

I had to take the stairs because the BART station only had a defcalator. See San Francisco's Civic Center Station BART station problems as reported by Will Kane on Thursday, July 26, 2012 in the San Francisco Chronicle. They had to call the HazMat team!

by Krissirk August 10, 2012