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Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.
oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits
by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012
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delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.
After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.
by Yuudma February 13, 2018
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Deaysha

The perfect type of girl. Don’t let shit slide easily. Gets on your nerves because of love. Falls in love hella quick. Freaky
Deaysha is a one of a kind female.
by Uane May 23, 2020
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delAAy

Term used to describe an American Airlines flight that is constantly delayed.
by NLFan42 January 12, 2021
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Delaynie

The most amazing girl you will ever meet she is usually very popular and has many friends everyone loves her many think she is inspiring and many look up to her she is very hyper crazy also she is very athletic and competitive and will beat you at mostly anything
She must be a delaynie
by Koda210 February 4, 2017
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Delabama

Anywhere in Delaware that is not the coast or Wilmington or Dover. The residents of Delabama usually drive big Ford pick up trucks, are into punkin chuckin, nascar and are missing some of their bicuspids.
Bob is from the great state of Delabama!
by kajoe May 8, 2009
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Timothy Delaghetto

1:Timothy Delaghetto is really funny!

2:Who?

1:He's a youtuber
by jaBRICKK June 16, 2014
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