Dad 

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

Dad by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad 

Another word for daddy

Hey dad... want some "sugar"

Dad by Mad.penis February 22, 2017

Dad 

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

Dad by x_pyro March 21, 2017

Dad 

Your dad is someone you need very much. Your dad is laid back. Your dad will do anything for you. Take a bullet for you. If you have a dad, or will get a dad, never let him out of your life.

My dad makes me a girly peep cake every birthday I have.

It's so sweet of him.

Dad by Daddy's Girl :)) June 7, 2017

Dad 

Wow. You actually did it. You felt that you could have the audacity to actually look this word up. You know what it means. Now go to your room. I’m so disappointed.

Dad is your father

Dad by Savagedoge69 November 20, 2017

Dad 

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back

“Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”

Dad by Where’s dad February 9, 2018

Dad 

a description of a female who tends to wear baseball hats and like to wear their shirts overly tucked in with a big belt and flannel to go with it.

Dads tend to have a mature but nonchalant and understanding vibe and personality

That girl is dad goals.
I want that dad to protect and understand the fuck out of me.

Dad by awesomegay February 16, 2018