Doctor Who

A FANTASTIC TV Show with countless audio dramas, comics, and novelisations.

Note: Side effects of watching include being incredibly scared by four successive beats, statues, mysterious cracks and gas masks.

Me (from upstairs): Hey, I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed, what’s the point of having you?

Idiot: Was that a doctor who reference?

Me: Affirmative

Idiot: Was that ANOTHER one?

Me: Correctomundo! I shall probably never say that word again.

Idiot: Argh! Stop talking in Doctor who references!

Me: What are you going to do, moisturise me?

Idiot: Wait, I think I’ve seen that one. What happens again?

Me: Spoilers.

Idiot: Okay, now just go away.

Me: Brilliant! ALLONS-Y!

by CharlieCon July 15, 2020

Doctor Gowt

Medical professional trained in the detection and treatment of ailments of the toe, specifically gout; ability to research best treatment via their personal compendium on WebMD.net; fantastic bedside manner providing handwritten sentiments to all patients under their care.

“I hurt my toe so my assistant immediately called Doctor Gowt. He gave me a chocolate bar and a note with hearts over the i’s”.

by DocMcQuack August 17, 2021

Doctor Madness

Doctor Madness is an internationally recognized and published cosplayer, Artist, conceptual creator and Original Creation (OC) model and designer that has been published several times in both national and international websites and magazine. He and his other half debut costumes at a variety of conventions, fashion shows and other events as well as sometime judge other up and coming artist and their work. His real name is Phillip and you can find all sorts of photography of him and his miraculous designs of Facebook, Instagram, Tick-Tok and other online venues. This artist is definitely will one day be headlining conventions throughout the United States and other countries. You should spread the word and make him the success he truly deserves. Plus I have personally met him on several occasions and he is a great person with a truly intelligent and creative soul. I promise you will be impressed.

Doctor Madness is a recognized and valuable member of the artistry and cosplay community

by BELOVED FANS OF COSPLAY May 24, 2022

Doctor! Doctor!

I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming, yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And we can feel the motion of a thousand dreams

Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?

Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go, no, please don't go
'Cause I don't want to stay here on my own, ooh

Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?

Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?

Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
I'll never be the same

Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?

Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?

Come with me and make believe
We can travel to eternity

by Death Menace July 24, 2022

Doctor Madas

Someone who, during oral sex, looks up and says "look I'm a doctor"

That kid pulled a doctor madas last night and his girlfriends pissed.

by hardy harhar April 25, 2009

Doctor knocker

Someone (most likely a family member) who immediately opens your bedroom door after knocking before you have a chance to answer. The same way a doctor does after the nurse leaves you waiting in a room for 20 minutes.

Mom: Why do you keep your door locked?
Son: Because everyone who lives here is a fucking doctor knocker.

by Brain Mountain August 16, 2016

Doctor who

Doctor Who is about a timelord from the planet Gallifrey. The timelords name is in known, but he refers to himself as "The Doctor". He saves lives ad fights off Daleks, Cybermen, The Master, etc... His wife is River Song and only she knows his name. River Song is also technically his daughter too, it's complicated. The Doctor travels with different companions threw time and space in his T.A.R.D.I.S (Time And Relitive Dimention In Space).

I with The Doctor was real!

I want to travel with the doctor!

Doctor Who is the best show ever!!!

by CharlotteStegosaurus September 21, 2016