Diablo 2

A very addictive game in which the only controls you need is the mouse, numbers 1-4, tab and shift. The game is awesome, I quit for awhile and now im addicted again, SOMEONE HELP ME!!

Dude I pwn3d so many n00bs in D2 last night.

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Diabetes

diabetes is a disease that makes you cuss incesently and makes you extremely irritable(especially when you have doctors that dont know what they're doing and numbers more off the wall than a baby who drinks coffee.)

Ive had diabetes for 12 years, and i have a heck of a time telling people what it is!

by Afton February 8, 2005

los diablos

The now suitable name for the squalor and degenerate city that is Los Angeles, California and its constituents.

Bill: Hey, Tom, ever been to Los Angeles?
Tom: Yeah, more like Los Diablos.

by Space Funk December 16, 2017

diablo 2

Life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities.

Gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the Ultra Nuklear Oculous of Unanimous Kickass (+2 Skills +3x Immunity to Cold +2000 Magic Damage +Guaranteed Drop of Uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from Baal's swollen sphinchter.

Diablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find! God I'm so fucking tired...."

Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though"

Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass"

Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.

by Chang Tan March 13, 2005

Diablo

N. That to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.

"I killed Diablo on hell two-hundred times in a row, and all I got was a lousy ichorsting."

by Brett March 18, 2003

Diablo45

The act of placing your partner on a 45 degree angle for the purpose of pooping on their chest.

I'd like to diablo45 on that guy from accounting.

by Armagetto March 30, 2004

Diabetes

Type one is when your body produces little or no insulin, mostly in juvenile patients but can be diagnosed at any age. You usually either have to take shots daily or you have an insulin pump. Most people (of both types) test regularly(at least 4 times a day)

type two is when someone is(generally) overweight, and cannot produce enough insulin to reach all places of the body. they usually have to have pills to help.

Well, I have type 1 and i hate life. If you get diabetes...good luck living a normal life!

by Harumi Miyake January 18, 2009