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Diaper Sniffer

A derogatory name for a pedophile, when you really need something that packs more of a punch.
"Fuck you, you sick, cradle wanking, diaper sniffer."
by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021
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Diaper Dan

A title bestowed upon a person who wittingly or unwittingly says "Diaper Dan" aloud. The title can only be held by one person at a time.
1. I'm Diaper Dan.
2. You're it.
by Diaper Dan January 22, 2020
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Diaper Cakes

Stacked useable baby necessities (mainly diapers) shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room.
Bebe Cakes makes the best diaper cakes, check them out at lovebebecakes.com
by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011
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diaper head

a childish person who smells. usually of penis. a childish nickname for childish acting adolescents. usually a diaper head has a microsaphallic brother with rotten teeth.
by mike murphy February 3, 2004
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Diaper Face

When a man with a beard is changing a baby's diaper and leans down into the open dirty diaper and gets some excess poop stuck in his facial hair without realizing it.
Yeah he has a total diaper face!
by CletusTHECOOLKID October 3, 2011
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Diaper Money

The monetary compensation used to reimburse any person who defecates on your face.
I got that diaper money. I got that wife pussy
by Dick Forte June 14, 2013
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Diaper Sag

When you got a well rounded sag going on and some of your boxers start getting hitched up and fluff out over your pant line. Soon your shirt unknowingly is caught above this fluff of Fruit of the Loom and before you know it you got yourself a Grade A Premium Diaper Sag.
Dude, i used to think that kid was fucking legit sporting that natural sag all day every day. That was until i saw him DIAPER SAGGING all the way to class today. Doesn't he know a natty sag should be accompanied by boxer briefs? All he's gonna get with that is some nasty slam hogs. DEEEEEGEEEENENNNNNNNN
by E-dogg Doremus April 10, 2008
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