Day of the Mclawry

On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.

Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.

by Corpserooter July 7, 2018

day oner

someone who has always stuck by you and always chooses your friendship/relationship over any and everyone else.

she/he is my day oner, never switched up on me.

by thatbadbitchxx March 29, 2020

day demon

to be a “demon” at all light hours. Being a true playa at day light hours. For example if you just punch somebody in they face out of nowhere during the day you a day demon. If you fucking bitches before 7pm you’re a day demon

You heard NBA Youngboys Diss on Durk?

Yeah he’s a fucking day demon

by the oringal day demon February 26, 2022

Day Zero

The day when you wake up and are 100% free from any bondages of a boss, because you are now getting paid without having to work—you have graduated from a tired-and-broke entrepreneur (who used to slave for sixty to eighty hours a week for yourself to avoid working forty hours a week for someone else) to a passivepreneur.

From Day Zero, you no longer need an alarm clock as you could sleep through until you feel like waking up to have your breakfast at any time of the day.

by Fasters January 28, 2023

Day-vid

What you say when you're really happy because you get to go see David.

"Ooh! I get to go see Day-vid!"

by Maria and David December 13, 2003

day 1s

Friends/Groupies etc. that have been herewith since day 1/the start.

Respect to my day 1s man, I couldn't have been.

by This_Pyre September 21, 2016

day walker15

A man of mystery, has many secrets about everybody and could probly one day take over the world with his knowledge of people.

a man who also thinks H3X is pure noobsauce and cream.

- "I can easily take over the world with my knowledge of people"

- "I think H3X is a pure noobsauce"

by King Vash February 28, 2005