Davidism

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

by Follower of David January 10, 2020

David

Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).

Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.

Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.

by David Dobrik's assistant January 13, 2021

david

brown hair, attractive, looks like a sloth and does very well with girls with big lips.

"oh what a babe! he is a david"

by dora lopez March 17, 2010

David

A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.

david trustworthy

by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 18, 2011

David

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.

Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.

by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

david

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"

Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK

by alphateam123 February 8, 2019

David

David is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very stubborn but has a good heart. He has a bit of an attitude and tries to use his "charm" to get out of problems

David we don't have to do that!

Yes we do!

by Problemchild1987 June 2, 2018