conniving cunt

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.

i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007

Sick Cunt

A term generally describing their respect for another. Most commonly used by Australians and stereotypically by Ethnic-Australians.

"Dudes a Fucking Sick Cunt! haha what a mad cunt."

by supermajic September 17, 2005

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.

"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"

by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009

cunt in training

a slutty dressing bitch, who has yet to give her first blow job.

Tori is a hot cunt in training.
No,man,she's a fullfledged cunt,and she swallows too.

by Deenacunt October 11, 2008

boring cunt

Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.

Don't get caught talking to Chris he's a boring cunt him!

by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016

Wok Faced Cunt

A typically an Oriental women, (NOT JAPANESE) with arrogance bitch ass attitude, that looks like she sucked on a lemon.

That wok faced cunt fucked up my whole round, dog eating, non english speaking, no tits.

by dick and ball set June 13, 2009