A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.
Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
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A female who always takes a load when presented with the opportunity
A cum dumpster
Word derived from cum and dump combing the two giving us Cump
Note: Widely used in and believed to have originated in North Jersey.
A female who always takes a load when presented with the opportunity
A cum dumpster
Word derived from cum and dump combing the two giving us Cump
Note: Widely used in and believed to have originated in North Jersey.
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Get the Cump mug.1) The abode or crib of anyone who thinks they are or tries to be a player. Usually only used by the person himself, who is also universally known as a fucktard.
2) A newly single or 'freshly moved out of his parents basement' boy's apartment. Never with a roommate.
3) Any part of a woman's anatomy that can be used for sex.
2) A newly single or 'freshly moved out of his parents basement' boy's apartment. Never with a roommate.
3) Any part of a woman's anatomy that can be used for sex.
1) I totally took her back to my cumpartment for some serious head!
2) I can't wait to get out of this place and into a cumpartment of my own.
3) What a whore. She takes it in every cumpartment she's got!
2) I can't wait to get out of this place and into a cumpartment of my own.
3) What a whore. She takes it in every cumpartment she's got!
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English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation
Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages can't stand not having cock within them, and are usually incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage
English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation
Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages can't stand not having cock within them, and are usually incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage
Ken: Hey guys... guys... I just farted!
Linda: John, why did you even bring him, he's such a cumphage.
John: *sigh* He just came over to play pool...
Linda: John, why did you even bring him, he's such a cumphage.
John: *sigh* He just came over to play pool...
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