Guff Cuff

When you get your hand and cup a fart into someones face. But you have a little bit left in your shirt sleeve that wafts out in your face immediately after the cupping of the fart.

'John wafted a big doozy at emma but he got serious guff cuff to the face'

'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'

'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'

by Johnny 7 February 25, 2009

Love Cuffs

Hand cuffs cover in furry material, used during kinky sexual encounters.

I'm going to use my love cuffs to cuff you to the bed, you've been bad bad boy.

by ilivein609 January 21, 2011

Cuffuffal

A fight between people regarding and such topic as fighting over meaningless and un-important things that will not greatly alter your life in any way form or matter.

There was a cuffuffal because she found out that her co-employee got 3 more cents then her. Worthless. They are both in the hospital because of htey started at it.

by The~Long~Strider May 2, 2005

cumforter

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.

by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010

Cuffalo

A fat, Polynesian girl who be acting bitchy or is cranky for a dumbass reason (and if your poly yourself, like me, then you only have a slightly less chance of getting your brown ass face slapped than others if you call a person that).

Poly#1; Aw shit man, my mad, fatass cousins bout to have a bitch fit.

Poly#2; Well damn, she bein a big cuffalo

by jgong July 29, 2014

Cumfortable

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

by TETRlS March 6, 2016

cuff and chug

A drinking game where two individuals are handcuffed to each other until they finish a fifth of alcohol.

The game favoured at the frat parties was cuff and chug.

by Boa the first November 30, 2016