Devil Crabs

A sexually transmitted bug, crabs, which are red and you get from having sex with the devil. More used as a joking term by high school freshmen, devil crabs are more often than not, said to be had by a freshmen who has had sex before they turn sixteen.

Jane:I've got crabs.
Jenny:You've been sleeping with too many guys.
Jane:I think they're red.
Jenny:That's gross. What? Did you have sex with the devil and now you have devil crabs?

by Saggysocks May 18, 2007

Blue crabs

Blue grabs is where you have a fungal infection which grows on your toenail which grows in your mouth( teeth and tongue) instead.

blue crabs is where after you suck on someones toes because you have a foot fetish and they have a fungal infection on there toenail the fungal starts to grow in your teeth on your tongue

by YELLOWDOG1996 April 6, 2010

Chicago Cubs

A baseball team best known for losing and playing in the world's largest gay bar. A franchise with the third biggest market and an inflated payroll, the teams has failed since 1908. Their fans prefer to blame a goat, a cat, and a Bartman for the team's failure rather than simply admitting one hundred years of disgrace. Every team has a bad century right?

Bro 1: Bro, you wanna watch the Chicago Cubs try to play baseball today?

Bro 2: Naw bro, my butt never healed from the last time I went to Wrigley!

Bro 1: Good point! Besides, winning in October is overrated anyways.

by happyg123456 May 10, 2009

chabs

The act of masturbating using ones own excrement for lubrication. Often performed (But not limmited to) on a toilet or in a shower.

1. The filthy bastard was pulling a chabs in my living room.

2. Go chabs yourself dickhead.

by Jack Star December 13, 2006

crabs

Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)

Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse

Oh, not crabs! I knew this masturbation thing was the devil's work

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012