Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.

Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.

by ShooLazers October 8, 2011

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

crusty sandal

When you cum in somebody's butt, then shove your whole foot up inside to scoop it out.

Bro Jenny totally let me do a crusty sandal on her last night, it was great

by nicecranch January 20, 2020

Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

crusty lopez

a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.

Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."

by I got you back February 8, 2009