Crooking

Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,

That man there looks like he's crooking.

I'm going out crooking

by mpet72 August 25, 2011

crook as a dog

Very unwell / Sick as fuck

That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.

Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up

by Dazza mate March 7, 2017

Crooms

Crazy school with teh broken laptops.

Crooms is teh nutzo

by MEarnhardtfan December 4, 2003

Crooked Edge

The anti straight edge. These people drink, smoke, do drugs, or all of the above. They feel that it's imporant to have a good time and to not judge people on there substance use.

Im Crooked Edge and i smoke and drink! So Fuck off straight edge fag.

by DLK September 7, 2007

croop

Verb
The action of crying while pooping

Hey, that Mexican food made me sad, I'm gonna go take a croop.

by Bob J. Dole June 11, 2008

crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013

Crooner

To have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session.

A crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.

The word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.

Yolande: "Should we open a bottle of scotch?"
Sandy: "Not just yet, I will start with a crooner."

Jim: "Another shot of vodka mate?"
Steve: "Nah, I going to take it slow and have a crooner."

by vedi October 18, 2011