Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.

I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.

by TheHJ March 4, 2010

crazy bitches

Any female that has more emotional problems than Latoya Jackson

I dunno what it is with dumb guys but I'd never put up with the antics of those crazy bitches.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Crazy Ivan

1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.

2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.

1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!

2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.

by Brent Dax May 1, 2005

Crazy Asshole

A word describing someone who is obsessed with porn, sex toys, cussing and the general love of calamari. A lover of large amounts of facial hair and open to loving any musty hole! Easily blows small things out of proportion and can often times be found punching windshields or shooting holes through their truck!

My brother is a crazy asshole, he dislocated my shoulder last weekend and shot a hole in my car!

by Bonediggity September 8, 2010

kdk crazy

Thousand-demon-killing crazy.

A reference to the character Gonou Cho from Kazuya Minekura's manga Gensomaden Saiyuki. After his beloved Kanan was kidnapped and raped, Gonou killed a thousand demons his attempt to rescue her.

My kids are driving me KDK crazy today!

by The Paper May 6, 2007

Crazy Joey

When you literally pound pussy on the stairs and slap hella ass. from the movie A History of Violence when crazy fucking joey bangs his wife.

My parents came home and saw me crazy joey'n my bitch !

I need to crazy joey my teacher.

by Dr. Mruk July 19, 2010

Crazey Marquez

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?

by C0urante May 25, 2013