Cooter chop

A firm and swift chop to the vag requiring more force and accuracy than a ball tap to reach a similar pain level.

jack: yo amy's passed the fuck out on ur bed man u should go hit
deej: yea im not tryin to hit.. she smells like dicks
jack: good luck movin her yo
deej: cooter CHOP!!

Cooter chop by HugeSpluge March 17, 2008

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cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.

if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.

cooter pancake by k-dizzski October 12, 2006

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cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

cooter bacon by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

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Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

Cooter Muffin by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

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Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

Cooter nugget by Wil Mother Fucking Lay May 7, 2008

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Cooter Gag

It was a low blow kicking him in the cooter gag.

Cooter Gag by JDC54 February 7, 2009

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cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

cooter cooties by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

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