Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Virtual Console

Fancy Word for "Official Emulation"

Virtual Console

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023

console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Rust Console

Rust Console is one of the most competitive games on console.

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Join ProjectJackalope they have the best Rust Console community servers

by !THEJACKJACKALOPE November 29, 2023

Consoleitis

Consoleitis, is the problem of console-to-computer ports, where gameplay, is reduced to mindless, bashing of buttons, without any intellectual stimulation.

Square Enix’s “Life Is Strange” series, “Star Ocean: Towards The End of Time,” and “Nier: Automata,” avoid consoleitis, by having deeply philosophical storylines.

by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019