Condesceptic

adj – having the personality of a person who is both “clean cut” and condescending, for instance, prosecutors and televangelists.

"Sean Hannity delivered the report with a smug, condesceptic smirk upon his face; I wanted to punch it."

by windar July 13, 2009

Candlewang

A candle made from a 'Mold a Candle Willy' kit.

I went round his house and there were candlewangs everywhere....... and they were small.

by Candlewang Man November 21, 2010

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

candlebaby

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception

Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby

by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

Condensity

Mixture of consistency and density.

The eggplant hummus has the same condensity as KFC’s mash potatoes with gravy!

by YoYoYach May 15, 2019

Candlee

Usually a horse-obsessed girl that is normally named Ainsley.

"Gosh, stop being such a Candlee!"

by candleE May 16, 2019

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020