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enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.
Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)
by teh_cactus July 2, 2006
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Pearl Milling Company

n. A building or abode formerly used as a brothel that has been reclaimed and converted into a stable.
Whenever a female horse enthusiast visits the Pearl Milling Company on W. 35th St. they are always a little creeped out when they learn of its rich and storied history.
by Yüng Stallion February 9, 2021
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Spanish Fruit Company

When women go topless on the beach for the enjoyment of fruit connesurs arround the world.
Comes in all forms from Big Juicy Mellons, Knocking Coconuts, Conference Pears, Tangy Oranges and Ripe Bananas!!! - V. Tasty
There was a great selection thanks to the Spanish Fruit Company!

She must work for the Spanish Fruit Companies mellon division.
by Marmalade Master13 October 20, 2009
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Trust Company

Ok. HOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON. I wouldn't say these guys are the greatest band on Earth. You obviously haven't listened to other bands, or maybe you're just a pansy that doesn't enjoy heavier music. But there's no doubt that these guys ARE good. Their first album, The Lonely Position Of Neutral, had about 3 songs that sounded the same. This album also had some great screaming parts. Their second album, True Parallels, is VERY different. You can tell the band has matured and gotten better as musicians. The lead singer, Kevin Palmer, has a soft voice, but can belt out the screams when needed. I would compare Trust Company to... maybe Story Of The Year.
Trust Company's second album is waaaaaay better than the first.
by Sleepless Cold July 15, 2005
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company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!
cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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Hyundai Motor Company

Some people say that it is a pretty decent car, but I have owned a 2012 Hyundai Solaris, and let me tell you, Hyundai has still not improved their cars that much over the years. Yes, they look really flashy, but really, they do not deserve the hype they are receiving. It has gotten many issues, including a strange noise when fired up. If you actually need a Hyundai, beware the ones assembled in Alabama, as those ones are absolute shit.
-Hyundai has really improved over the years!
-Yeah, say that to my 2012 Hyundai Accent which has just caught on fire sitting on my driveway. Yeah, Hyundai Motor Company is awesome.
by Hynm769 September 27, 2014
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g company

g(golf) company, or g coy is a section of military camp, or the band, super slack, and very sexual. hated by all other aspects of the military, the band is off on there own.
dude: where u going this year?
guy: g company
dude: really? get away from me u freak!!!
guy: sure, but i'll be getting all the pussy :P
by bill leboubon July 8, 2007
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