colon trollin

the act of seeking out a man specifically for anal sex or other homosexual sex acts

"Dude Jon is such a fag I heard he skipped the party to go colon trollin down on Sunset. Jackass!"

by JThungstrom June 28, 2006

colonbo

Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.

Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"

by The Spike March 15, 2007

colne

A town in LANCASHIRE! not YORKSHIRE! Get the facts right.

I'm from Colne and I don't live in Yorkshire.

by Lancashire Guy December 1, 2007

Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

Colin

Colin is a bitch and he is very hot. All the girls want to fuck him.

Girl 1: oh shit I just had sex with Colin and his condom broke. I think I'm pregnant
Every other girl: same

by Autist2 October 31, 2018

Colin

Pronunciation: kɔlIn

A nice guy who possesses great musical abilities and the ability to play multiple instruments, and sing so well that all nearby ladies hyperventilate. He is insanely smart and is knowledgeable on many topics. All women have a powerful physical attraction to him.

That guy is so talented he's almost a Colin!

by Aragorn's shadow March 21, 2010

Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009