by belupacito4738 October 10, 2022
Get the Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety? mug.Someone who tries excessively hard to get into college, like loading up on APs, extracurriculars, and gearing everything they do freshmen year onwards towards their college apps.
by krohaaan November 24, 2016
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Small college in the middle of no where .. aka Vermont. Population of students is small, about 2,000. Consists of stoners, skateboarders, snowboarders/skiers, drama/theater people and dancers .... and anime club.
Campus is beautiful in the summer and fall and if you like snow then this is the place for you. Snow hangs around till early to mid spring.
The food (called Shwag - Shit We All Get) is decent on some days, other days it'll cause you to shwoop (shwag poop). This is very common with incoming freshman who are not used to shwag's effects on the human stomach.
Classes are mostly laid back so after a day of 3 classes, one can usually do nothing for the rest of the day and smoke a bowl with your friendly neighborhood badger mascot.
Campus is beautiful in the summer and fall and if you like snow then this is the place for you. Snow hangs around till early to mid spring.
The food (called Shwag - Shit We All Get) is decent on some days, other days it'll cause you to shwoop (shwag poop). This is very common with incoming freshman who are not used to shwag's effects on the human stomach.
Classes are mostly laid back so after a day of 3 classes, one can usually do nothing for the rest of the day and smoke a bowl with your friendly neighborhood badger mascot.
by JohnnyPatches April 5, 2011
Get the Johnson State College mug.Positive: The best move financially when getting a college degree. You can transfer somewhere else after your two years of CC and not be in nearly as much debt as some others.
Negative: An academic black hole. Regardless of how smart you are, or how much time you have, this school will suck in all but the very well disciplined. The environment is full of people ages 17-50 who fully intend to graduate but never actually do. This is referred to as BHA (also known as black hole aura). Even people who had good grades in high school who attend CC are likely to be sucked in and see a sudden drop in their GPA. The ease of the classes will also fool some into thinking college (and thus University) will be easy as well.
Warning: If you aren't VERY disciplined AND focused, don't go here. End of story.
Negative: An academic black hole. Regardless of how smart you are, or how much time you have, this school will suck in all but the very well disciplined. The environment is full of people ages 17-50 who fully intend to graduate but never actually do. This is referred to as BHA (also known as black hole aura). Even people who had good grades in high school who attend CC are likely to be sucked in and see a sudden drop in their GPA. The ease of the classes will also fool some into thinking college (and thus University) will be easy as well.
Warning: If you aren't VERY disciplined AND focused, don't go here. End of story.
by John Smith 5 March 29, 2010
Get the Community College mug.A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.
The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.
The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
by Mandarthum September 2, 2009
Get the Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences mug.Another term for prison. Prison is called this as many people who find them selves in prison only learn the newest tricks of the trade and how to keep it more real instead of being rehibilitated or learning the error of their ways.
Carlos did a B & E now hes off to Gangster College for 4 years.
Don't you worry man you get me $500 dollars to start out and ill turn it into $50,000. I got my masters at Rikers Gangster College.
Don't you worry man you get me $500 dollars to start out and ill turn it into $50,000. I got my masters at Rikers Gangster College.
by The Screw of Damnation January 13, 2006
Get the Gangster College mug.An institute of learning, designed to serve as a hindrance to one's higher education. To this day I maintain that the smartest thing I ever did in college, was drop out.
by nethcev! June 27, 2004
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