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Cockwad

(Cawk- Wöd) adj: One whomst is just a major cockwad
"Man people named Connor are cockwads"
"So are shannons"
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Cockapult

Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.
I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.
by Captain Cockapult November 8, 2018
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Cockapillar

Is also a part of what as know. A jared which is and always will be a thing that belongs to what is referred to as a tammy
The jareds Cockapillar is also used on a tammy to make her scream and moan in pleasure that why it is also a possession of. Tammy
by Getting the diik March 9, 2019
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Cockswap

Whe you cockblock someone who was gonna cockblock you only if it's between males.
Yo I was about to spleef with my bro, but then my other bro cockswap'd me. Fucking spheri cockswap'd me!
by NotFB January 7, 2020
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Cockwasher

Someone who would typically be a keyboard warrior , flapping their lips , until you cross paths in person.
Jenny46 likes to call me out on the Facebook , then was at castco and I had 3 packs of shit tickets in my cart she sees me and gives me the eyeroll. I respond to her shut your Cockwasher or I'll smack you in it.
by B.J. From Alberta March 16, 2020
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Cockward

When she goes down and meets yo dick for da first time while her mascara smeared eyes make that awkward eye contact with you. But because of her daddy issues she yanks her own head down to give you the head that is Cockward - but you dig it anyway.
Bro things got cockward last night - after I mushroom stamped my new girl she went belly up and took my worm for the first time. I mean she’s cool and all but that cockward lazy eye she gave me was a boner killer.
by CockwRd April 23, 2020
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Cockapide

When you get all your mates together and fuck each other in the ass in a circle so when 1 thrusts you all do.
Hey boys wanna get together tonight for our
bi-monthly cockapide?
by BDWP August 31, 2020
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