cockercises

exercises of the cock.

The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.

The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area

Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only

A: Yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today?
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning

by soberjack March 20, 2010

Cockella

Dipping your dick in Nutella and having someone suck that chocolaty goodness all off. This usually precedes a full on blowjob

Fuck Desert, I want me some COCKELLA!

by Mr. Magnum XL September 19, 2012

Cocked In

It is being cornered and/or blocked in by a male (and possibly his male friend) at a bar or club or anywhere and you can't get away from him no matter what you say while trying to be polite and no matter how hard you try to make an exit, he won't let you. He stands in front of you while you're sitting at the bar scoping the room. When you go to the ladies room, he is waiting outside the door. Wherever you go he is there.

I tried to leave the bar the other night but this guy would not leave me alone. He kept talking and talking and wouldn't shut up. I got up to go to the ladies room and he followed me. When I wanted to step outside he walked with me. When I went to leave the bar he wanted to walk me out to my car. Then he wanted to follow me home acting as if he was worried if I could drive. All night, he had me cocked in!

by Cherie Live October 6, 2013

Cockceit

n: inflated pride in one's penis

The man had a level of cockceit not often seen in someone outside the adult industry.

Male counterpart to "Vaganity"

by LordKaladar November 21, 2013

coceles

An adjective that describes something that is related to a chinese shitposter, walter white obsessed fan, future pedophile, incel and all the other traits a mentally ill shitposter who has 2.34k hours on tf2 and a horny indian who wants to fuck every girl in existence.

"Bro, you're so coceles"

by skylar-white-19 June 7, 2023

slobber cocked

It refers to being extremely drunk.

"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked

by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009

Sam Coakley

1.(Adj.) To be a complete ditz and a little off on the outside, but nerdy and organized on the inside
2. (V.) To restate a question in different words that was just answered; to be a bit of an idiot
3.(N.) A totally drop dead gorgeous gal

1. I am a bit of a Sam Coakley in math and science class.
2. I pulled a Sam Coakley today in biology.
3. Wow, look at that Sam Coakley!

by Mas Yelyaoc June 10, 2011