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Cockstalking

Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.
"Iv got enough cockstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!"
by MegRyan July 12, 2012
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cockstronge

when a guys talk game is winning the women over!
My game is cockstronge to these dames!
by iam OsoMaRvElOuS June 5, 2016
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cockstain

after having anal sex with your partner, but before wiping off, slap the significant other across the face with your poo and jizz covered penis
by DonJuanFranko May 1, 2017
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Cockitus

A allergic symptom were a person wants a lemon flavored cock
He has cockitus so they have cocks for special party's.
by Humperdink August 10, 2017
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Cockstock

(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.

(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”

Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
by Kfbetch July 22, 2018
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Neil cockstrong

When a man puts on a condom making sure as much air is contained as possible then proceeds to enter a body of water and have intercourse
You see those bubbles coming from that couple over there? Yeah that's Neil cockstrong
by Forest of steel May 15, 2022
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cockstridge

When you insert your cock into the ground just like an ostridge for business OR pleasure.
Lamo: Mitch, why'd you pull a cockstridge?!

Mitch: Cause i like to hang loose!
by emgleich July 27, 2008
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