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Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.
Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.
by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013
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rubber coat

Exp used in the song My Buddy by G-Unit "He ain't never been broke he glitchless and so reliable I bought him a rubber coat for Christmas,inferred beam and a scope for distance."
by PPButtHead September 20, 2018
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the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.
EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Coat God January 28, 2015
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liquor coat

The warmness you feel after drinking; not needing a coat/jacket because you have been drinking.
Hey you taking a jacket?
Nah, I'm tryna get drunk so I'll have my liquor coat on
by Surya December 29, 2015
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Colour-coat

To dress up something nasty so as to make it more palatable. Updates the anachronistic phrase, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". Essentially, while brown is an amalgam of many colours, the process of separating colours into Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet creates an object which is pretty on the outside but, nasty on the inside.
Hayley: Well you know me, I don't colour-coat things!
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?
by Patrechisms April 30, 2014
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hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.
Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.
by Csm1967 November 21, 2013
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Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."
"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."
by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020
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