A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse
by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019
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Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.
The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.
The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.
by Sir Grifficus February 7, 2010
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''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
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I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
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It's when you're having sex, and you get several consecutive climaxes in a row.
It has to be more than 2 consecutive climaxes for it to be a Clistax.
Only women can have a clistax as only women can have multiple following orgasms. Men have the refractory period so they cannot have a clistax, poor them.
Combination of the words Climax and Stacks. Meaning the climaxes stack on top of each other. (Go consecutively)
It's when you're having sex, and you get several consecutive climaxes in a row.
It has to be more than 2 consecutive climaxes for it to be a Clistax.
Only women can have a clistax as only women can have multiple following orgasms. Men have the refractory period so they cannot have a clistax, poor them.
Combination of the words Climax and Stacks. Meaning the climaxes stack on top of each other. (Go consecutively)
John: Ohh yeh.. ohh
Helena: uh... ohhhh yeah.
*couple having sex*
Helena: omg, ooooohhhhhh.
John: Climax?
Helena: omg again, OHHHHHHH
John: Double climax?
Helena: OOOOHHHHH
Helena: That was the best clistax in my life, shame you men can't have one.
John: Yeah, true.
Helena: uh... ohhhh yeah.
*couple having sex*
Helena: omg, ooooohhhhhh.
John: Climax?
Helena: omg again, OHHHHHHH
John: Double climax?
Helena: OOOOHHHHH
Helena: That was the best clistax in my life, shame you men can't have one.
John: Yeah, true.
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