Tower Climber

A person of great strength and stamina who risks their life to climb great heights and work in conditions unimaginable to the common everyday man.

Usually very tall, handsome, and usually from the country. Men that pick this profession have a bulging james and are very skilled at everything they do in their lives.

Usually these workers tend to live out away from everyone. The more land around them the better. They enjoy hunting, fishing, and usually have a dog, many times a Labrador Retriever.

That country boy sure does like to climb! He should be a tower climber when he's older!

by Cali6884 July 26, 2010

climbers keepers

When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.

"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."

by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009

Ice Climbers

Cheap bastard children of Nintendos drunking night with an icelandic whore...one of the cheapest characters in Super Smash Brothers Melee

Fucking Ice Climbers picking up two items at once!!!

by George Hoefer April 1, 2005

Cumbersnatch

The fourth dimensional pocket caused by a tear in the space-time continuum located in Benedict Cumberbatch's anus that acts as a limitless storage space to said actor.

Sherlock pulled an assortment of miscellaneous items from his Cumbersnatch during the investigation of a case.

by uncle tequila March 3, 2017

Curtain Climber

Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.

Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!

by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014

Clumberfluxed

When you're so astonished at something, anything at all, its the only word you can use!

"I am completely clumberfluxed by what i just saw!"
"He was in a state of cumberflux!"

by BigGuy31641 November 16, 2009

clubberculosis

An informal self-diagnosis of a cold, flu, fever, cough or similar condition developed after heavy partying at a crowded and/or sweaty dance music club or rave. Based on "tuberculosis", the bacterial respiratory infection known for being easily transmitted by air, especially in crowded or enclosed areas.

I think I got clubberculosis after raving so hard this weekend.

by tootallski March 26, 2011