Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".
Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.
Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.
Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
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Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
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Burt can be found in some of the most random places you could ever imagine.
If you decide to own a Burt, make sure you treat him/her (Burt is often "bi") as you would like a member of your group.
Rules:
1. Burt is a complete couch slut and will often attract a lot of attention so keep him/her in you sights at all times. (So those swamp ninjas don't take away Burt)
2. No sex on Burt, as this could be a birth control problem if Burt is owned by the wrong people.
3. There is no limit to how many people can fit on Burt.
4. If Burt is used to play halo, MLG rules will only be tolerated as Burt only wants the best.
5. If drink is spilled, the spiller must lick it off passionately.
Not to be confused with levis couch
Burt can be found in some of the most random places you could ever imagine.
If you decide to own a Burt, make sure you treat him/her (Burt is often "bi") as you would like a member of your group.
Rules:
1. Burt is a complete couch slut and will often attract a lot of attention so keep him/her in you sights at all times. (So those swamp ninjas don't take away Burt)
2. No sex on Burt, as this could be a birth control problem if Burt is owned by the wrong people.
3. There is no limit to how many people can fit on Burt.
4. If Burt is used to play halo, MLG rules will only be tolerated as Burt only wants the best.
5. If drink is spilled, the spiller must lick it off passionately.
Not to be confused with levis couch
"Whats that couch doing in the middle of the beach?" Asks Jill "Don't worry its just Burt" Replys Emma
They continue to go sit on Burt and live happily ever after.
"Jess is being a complete biatch today" says everyone. "Don't worry, we will just not invite her to the next Burt bash" says Tom
Burt the couch never sleeps
They continue to go sit on Burt and live happily ever after.
"Jess is being a complete biatch today" says everyone. "Don't worry, we will just not invite her to the next Burt bash" says Tom
Burt the couch never sleeps
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