couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
by Johnny452 September 16, 2006
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shundies

Simply means, shitty undies (like when you shit yourself (literally) and you get all shit in your undies.)
Dude, after I went on that rollercoaster...I GOT SHUNDIES!
by Johnny452 September 16, 2006
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