Clunge-monster

A clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. He (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chastity, superior intelligence and good looks. Often pretends to be Spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a "professional muffer's handbook" (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). Regular activities include: muffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more muffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.

- "Why's that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why has Richard got a wrist strain again?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why does Richard call himself Ricardo?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

by Del Addy March 10, 2011

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Chinge

A beard which connects from the chin to the minge or It is a slang word to describe a very long beard which will indeed reach to the minge.
This can be used as a descriptive noun like 'that man has a chinge-like beard' this is commonly used by older folk considering that the word was first created in the late 80s

'That man had an awfully long chinge'

by Nick Robman March 16, 2015

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