safari park chimp

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007

chimples

Rare dimples that appear at either side of ones chin

Oh look, Michelle has chimples!

by matthew bewick March 25, 2008

chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

Master Chimp

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.

Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!

by Seth Einus November 13, 2007

chimpy

roberto glasse: leather jacket, banana throwing, feaces, chuckling, normally "chimps" have a very low amount of sleep, this is normally noticed by their baggy chimp eyes.

Chimpy dicks have been known to have a strange fetish for disney characters. For example Jasmine from Aladdin.

See also chimping

The act of walking down the street and kicking your friends feet because you are a clumsy chimp!

Person one: "Hey! Do you see that hairy guy over there dragging his knuckles along the floor like some sort of primate?"

Person two: "Yes! What a fucking chimpy bastard!"

OR

Person one: "I love bananas."

Person two: "You chimpy dick."

by scott lynch December 10, 2007

Travis the Chimped

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.

"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."

by jstruggs February 24, 2009

The Clamp

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006