certt

short for "can't even respond to that"

Person #1 "i love you!"
Person #2 "i don't even know you."
Person #1 "i still love you!"
Person #2 "i, i certt."

by kellyferousandshanaynay December 16, 2008

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.

As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.

by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010

Cleat Rash

A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.

Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.

by BigScoot November 5, 2013

cleating

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

certainically

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.

Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"

by abrendon67 July 24, 2014

Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018