Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.

patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?

by Romanfowl September 1, 2020

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 12, 2022

Imaginary cancerist

Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends

Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.

by Violentpacifest March 4, 2011

ChokeOut Cancer

ChokeOut Cancer in a Non-Profit Organization dedicated to the fight against Cancer. Who better to fight Cancer than top MMA Athletes from around the world. www.facebook.com/chokeoutcancer
www.youtube.com/chokeouttv
www.twitter.com/chokeoutcancer
www.aboutme.com/chokeoutcancer

Join us in the fight to ChokeOut Cancer.

by Youssefpour November 20, 2011

Ear Cancer

Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro.

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !

by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018

Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often

Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night

by Hottub169 April 29, 2019

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022