clay

When you take a dump and there's that little left over stuff that you just can't get out of your ass pubes, it's like clay. Very difficult to get out.

Man that wine and cheese party last night was out of control. I've got major clay goin on, I was wiping for ten minutes today and my ass still looks like chocolate pudding on shag carpet.

by themustardtiger January 7, 2011

clay aiken

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.

by Cuddles McBalls December 12, 2006

clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States

He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2011

doo doo Clay

Take a shit and mold it into anything you would like!

i love my doo doo Clay!

by Homer J. Simpson October 21, 2003

Clay Pit

Someone who really needs to clean out before anal but doesn’t.

“Dude, I was so psyched when that chick from the bar said she wanted to do anal but she was a total clay pit and now I need to buy some new sheets.”

Everyone knew that Brent was a clay pit, that’s why they never wanted to fuck him.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

clayke

a synonym for redneck. originates from Clayton County, a redneck county in georgia.

person 1: wow check out that kentucky waterfall mullet.

person 2: Hahah, what a clayke.

by cabbie01 June 21, 2010

Clayku

cutie, but is unfortunately cheap.
Jay Sean to your Nikki Minaj.
gets freaky deaky on the dance floor.
enjoys awkward thursdays.

one: "danggg who's thatt?!"
two: "OHH thats clayku!...why is his girl paying for dinner?..."
one: "who cares?! he's clayku-ing to 2010! mmm."
two: "-_____-"

by teehehe123 October 21, 2010