chumpfacewhore

a really disliked person by your group of friends often times when you see this person in the hallway you throw old shoes at them.

ooohmygood look at her she's such a chumpfacewhore let's throw shoes at her!!!!

by blonndie January 9, 2011

chumpress

The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:

1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.

I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.

by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010

chump season

a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...

you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"

by Papa Whale December 16, 2011

Chumpkey

(adj.) Pronounced shump-kee. Loosely defined as something that has no value, is of poor construction, or generally undesirable in every way.

Ex. Tom: I bought all my Christmas gifts at Walmart this year.

Jerry: Wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.

Ex. I bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of shit.

by maoedge December 27, 2011

Chumprod

A weak dude trying to act tough with a little wang

christian stop acting like a chumprod

by Adrianna E :) May 23, 2015

chumshot

When two friends simultaneously ejaculate at a shared target.

Thomas and Doug made a wicked chumshot compilation video last Saturday night.

Ed and I chumshotted the neighbor's Sunday paper for revenge after he shit on our yard.

by wangninja November 18, 2016

chump daddy

An local asian boy grom from San Diego that finagled his way into college through waterpolo and only played one year but tells chicks he still plays waterpolo.

Richard: "Sup Chicks, yeah I have an asian bowl but don't worry I play waterpolo". Chicks: "Oh nice, do you still play?" Richard: "Well I mean I played freshman year, but I never actually got in the pool cause I redshirted" Chicks" Oh, thats why everyone calls you CHUMP DADDY DALY."

by CHUMP DADDY October 3, 2017