chumshot

When two friends simultaneously ejaculate at a shared target.

Thomas and Doug made a wicked chumshot compilation video last Saturday night.

Ed and I chumshotted the neighbor's Sunday paper for revenge after he shit on our yard.

by wangninja November 18, 2016

CHUMSHOT

The withdrawal of the “man meat” whilst having sex with a woman on a particularly heavy bleed; the clot left on the head gets of the man's member is blown back onto her face while performing the money shot.

Particularly nasty! When you are aggressively having sex with some nasty skank you just met at the bar who failed to tell you that it was her time, deserves nothing better than the CHUMSHOT. Blown her own rank on to her chin! What a variation of the moneyshot

by BK-SAN January 25, 2007

Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

by colinmochrie March 16, 2014

massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

caramel cumshot

While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.

Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."

by the_ponzz December 1, 2022

The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

by CalYourPal October 22, 2019

cumshot

The number one cause of blindness in females ages 13-40.

She was blinded by the hot cumshot.

by Da Nut Slinga August 27, 2003