Christmess

Christ•mess

/‘krismes/

noun, adjective

The state of holiday induced chaos in home, in stores, general holiday overindulgence and clutter. A seasonal ritual of sparkly, joyous hoarding. Often triggered by holiday themed sales.

Girl, I’m about to drop some bags of 200 bulk gift bows on this Christmess! Only 99 cents!

Mom, you already have 324 elves. There’s barely any room for people... It’s a legit Christmess in here.

by liz fabaliss December 11, 2021

Christie

Christie is a quintessential DIME PIECE! She is one of a kind. She can’t be bought nor sold.

Nick: “Where’s that dime piece of a lady?”
Stephen: “Oh, you mean Christie?”
Nick: “That’s her.”
Stephen: “She’s with me.”
Nick: “You wish!”

by BradHendrixson January 23, 2023

Custies

A derogetory word used to describe entiled and dulwitted customers

The dumassery these custies pull is on the edge of jackassery.

by regulatorysupreme February 16, 2023

christison

Mark Walburg’s secret society of castrated men

I recently joined Christison after getting my balls removed.

by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023

Christie

A whore she’s goofy a cool when she’s not being a complete and utterly slut.

Ur being such a christie right now.

by proudtippytoes November 19, 2023

Christinsanity

A neuro-divergent person who uses Christianity as a shtick

Lily: are you a virgin?
Eve: How dare you? I'm a good Christian woman, I only do Anal.
Lily: Gurl, that's Christinsanity

by TwixiePupp January 17, 2024

Christie-watched

Knowing the entire plot and details of a show or a movie but only from hearing about it on social media and watching clips on tik tok

Have you seen that movie? Kinda. I Christie-watched it while doing homework.

by Asdfghkl_noah March 27, 2024