Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004

Christ Chex

Communion with milk.

I just want to go up and steal the whole communion bowl and go home and pour milk in it! Christ Chex!-Dane Cook

by 13 March 26, 2003

christ on a bike

an exclaimation made when something has shocked a person very much

"christ on a bike, my best friend mary is preggers!"

"christ on a bike that hurt"

by iamthegreatestwooooo! March 23, 2004

Christ cleavage

When a woman wears a low-cut shirt with a cross hanging between her breasts.

I tried to maintain eye contact while she talked, but the glint of her Christ cleavage was really distracting.

by Gabrielle Mitchell-Marell December 25, 2007

jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

SCARECROW cHRIST

SCARECROW cHRIST is an Avant-Garde Experimental band From Fowlerville Michigan. Originally formed as a "Circus Metal" Act, but grew tired of sticking to one Genre. Is known to fuse elements such as Techno, Funk, Metal, Jazz, Blues, Ambient, and many other styles of sound all into one song, often switching styles within the seconds.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

Have you listened to SCARECROW cHRIST? They're like every band you like and don't like mixed into one.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

by Jack Nicholson August 7, 2008

john christ

First guitar player for the band danzig. Fused blues and metal together nicely. Uses pinch harmonics quite a bit. Known for his guitar "the bitch" (bc rich bich).

John Christ plays in Danzig I, II(Lucifuge), III(How the gods kill), 4P
Flesh caffeine

by Cliff Clifford May 10, 2006