chivalblock

When a man attempts to be chivalrous but is shut down for it and thusly prevented from being chivalrous, or made to feel bad about being chivalrous.

"Don't even try being nice to her, she's a chivalblocker"

"She made fun of me for opening her door for her! Total chivalblock!"

by kdlady123 July 10, 2009

chivalrility

The variety of chivalry.
The many ways in which one is chivalrous.
The ability to be extremely chivalrous.

That guy has massive amounts of chivalrility.

by raychelrampage July 4, 2011

Chivalrous Death

The act of being such a gentleman it hurts.

Girls need ride home from somewhere. Drives 30 miles to go pick her up for the sake of being a good guy. Chivalrous Death.

by bannanafart March 18, 2014

civilization

A collection of generally ignorant humanoids led and driven by their individual biological-sociological spiritual and psychological needs.

Andrea could no longer function within the constraints of civilation and committed suicide.

by Your Guru October 3, 2004

The Internet Civil War

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall

9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR

by The Letter X January 2, 2017

marvel civil war

marvel civil war is a comic series that is kicking arse this year. Super Heroes are battling each other and having to chose sides over the mutant registration act. Iron Man and Captain America the "captains" of both sides as well as many other heroes. Several have already died and Spider-Man did something that has made horrible consiquences. Thor is comming in too

Dude: Have you heard of Marvel Civil War?
Me: Duh, dude go out and buy some effing comics about it then we can talk
Dude: Im on it

by Spidey Alex July 27, 2006

civilian

An individual that is in no way affiliated with or has participated in activities involving sex for money. These activities include but are not limited to: pornography, incalls, outcalls, dances that start at $200.00 to get through the door, the Russian language, whore'in up, massages with happy endings, escorts, donut holin', strawberry slurpyz, or have ever transacted with a pimp.

Mickey and JB had not seen each other for the length of a typical bender. The question of new pie arose. JB was not impressed by the news that Mickey was in a three way that ended in a dirty sanchez until he became aware they were all cilivians.

by JBMG April 8, 2004