Ching-Chong Card

Awarded to a white or black kid by an Asian of Asian allow him/her to say Ching-Chong.

Black: Gimmie a Ching-card
Asian: Okay, I give you Ching-Chong Card
Black: Ching-Chong

by NootPenguin November 2, 2018

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cha-ching

Slang for "time to cash in". In essence it
is an autoresponse sigh that a typical money hungry woman will make when spotting a wealthy man. The oppurtunity itself brings on this trance-like state and the "cha-ching" sound is heard aloud although it was orginally ment to be manifested in the sayer's own mind.

Situation: Wealthy man wearing a gold Rolex and suit strides by casually

Money Hungry Woman: "Cha-ching"!!!

by Windsor Champ March 24, 2005

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Ching

Hitting someone's penis to cause intense pain.

He pissed me off so I chinged him.

by Rambo666 October 31, 2018

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Christian the Ching Chong

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.

Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.

by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023

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Ching Chong

A racist word used to mock Asians, and one you should never say to any Asian as it offends them.

Chinese person 1: 你好朋友！(Hello Friend!)
Chinese person 2: 你好！你今天好吗？(Hello! How are you?)
Ignorant white kid: Ching Chong
Chinese person 1: 你可以干掉你愚蠢的和种族主义的无知孩子吗？(Can you fuck off you stupid and racist ignorant kid?)

by aballofred October 9, 2017

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