Only child

The lonely bitch out here

Are you an only child?
Yes!
You must be lonely as hell

by Frostykid April 11, 2020

The Golden Child

Name widely used across the internet fandom for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's future child. Also known as "TGC."

Robsten Fan 1: OMG The Golden Child is totally gonna be a boy, I just know it.

Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!

by bananas00101 February 19, 2012

consume the child

~ government

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Angry child

Twitch streamer, Tommyinnit.

Let’s exile the angry child!

by Aldddinn February 18, 2021

Organ Child

When a family gives birth to a child only to donate his organs to the other child.

Mom: "Did you hear little Jimmy's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I think were going to have to have an organ child!"

by Kitolada April 02, 2020

child-friendly

Something this website is not.

Mom: someone told me that urban dictionary is a very child-friendly website!
Mom's friend: well that person is a liar

by 2020isnotacoolplace October 04, 2020

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008