Chelsea is defined as one slutty individual who only realizes that she can use her vagina when she reaches the age of 18, but for some reason she never enjoys any of the finger, tongue, or dick that comes in contact to her vagina. After swapping saliva with someone one week she enjoys hopping to the next boy that will give her attention, but soon becomes bored with his "terrible" use of tongue, so then finds another boy in which she says "I wanna fuck you...give me a week and we'll do it" The best part is that she loves to lie about her adventures in bed because she feels that she will be judged by those who listen to her stories.
Boy #1 - Dude..so I just got done fucking Chelsea.
Boy #2 - Uhh..what? Chelsea told me she wanted to fuck....
Boy #1 - Really..? She told me the same thing last week.
Boy #2 - Uhh..what? Chelsea told me she wanted to fuck....
Boy #1 - Really..? She told me the same thing last week.
by Tiny Tomcat Timmy July 28, 2011
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A Russian club who are based in North London.
Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.
Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.
They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.
Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.
Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"
Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.
Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.
They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.
Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.
Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"
by stephen pay amos March 29, 2008
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Get the chelsea mug.chelseas are fun to be around. theyre nice but can be a bitch if needed. usually smell nice, and is some kind of cheerleader.
by chickaa1234 January 13, 2010
Get the Chelsea mug.a ditzy fake red head who loves britney spears and has odd dance moves. even tho she has these weird hobbies, you love her in the end. she has that one friend that never leaves her side. everyone is jealous of her because of her beauty. she is the bestest friend anyone could ask for and her brown haired brown eyed friend appreciates her more than anything.
by mrs.12 April 21, 2018
Get the chelsea mug.with their gorgeous brown eyes and wavy hair, what could go wrong. A girl with the name Chelsea can be a badass when she wants to be. shes compassionate, fierce, strong, and extremely special. nothing is ever as special as what Chelsea and her best friends share. though she can seem shy when you first meet her, when she’s comfortable shes amazing, far from shy. she’ll deny any complements thrown her way, but is truly the best. Anyone that knows a chelsea or is best friends with one should take a second to appreciate them.
wow, my life has gotten so much better with Chelsea as my best friend. I dont know what id do without her!
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