Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Charging

To consume many cones from a bong containing marijuana in quick succession or short amount of time.

Guy: Hey bro! What's up? You been smoking?
Guy2: Yeah bro I've just been Charging!

Guy: Hey man come charge some cones with me!

by MabL August 22, 2011

prince charming

Take me away...........

R.S. aka Daddy...Picnics with brie and champagne, strawberries and melon. bright stargazers and a heartfelt smile melt me.

by Princess August 28, 2004

Chatting Shit

a lie

"did u know that blackscomedy snapped me bare times still"
"y u chatting shit?"
"bmt"

by chatting shit January 30, 2017

Charming

Someone who is a serial killer. Psychopath/sociopath. Narsistically Likable, pleasant, attractive, charismatic and smart. Often has a dead body room somewhere close by.

"HI, I'm Ted. Need a ride?"

Neighbors and co-workers reported "He was so charming! I would have trusted him with my life!"

"He had such a charming smile."

by ShearMutiny January 12, 2019

charming

A social-climbing, rich, snobish, "dignified," adult's way of politely insulting someone or something.

Fred: Muhahaha.
Ron: FRED! GEORGE! GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS!
George: We would, but--
Fred: --we don't want to.
Ron: STUPEF--
Ginny: SHUT UP!!
Lucius: Weasley, youre children are absolutely... charming.
Arthur: *grunt*
Fred: Hey!
George: Take that back!

by Parawhore #34 April 25, 2009

charming.

used to express repulsion or disgust, sometimes started with ... and ended with a full stop for emphasis.

reatard: i just jizzed all over the table

normal dude: ...charming.

by resistance69 December 5, 2010