Carp

Just some 8 year old on twitter who loves Popeyes and plays on a laptop

Carp smells like beans

by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019

carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.

He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth

omg jarets coming

carp munch

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020

carp

i say it instead of crap

Person 1: dang nabbit.
Person 2: carp.
Person 3: da fuk

by patricia morarez October 16, 2020

carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off

I used a carp nugget for more pleasure

by bannana in penis October 16, 2013

Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.

"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023