Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018

carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.

He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth

omg jarets coming

carp munch

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020

Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

by SteveVan October 29, 2020

carp

i say it instead of crap

Person 1: dang nabbit.
Person 2: carp.
Person 3: da fuk

by patricia morarez October 16, 2020

carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off

I used a carp nugget for more pleasure

by bannana in penis October 16, 2013

Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.

"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023