Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008

Cunting Room

A place often a bedroom or den where you bring someone to have sex with --often recording them in the act with hidden cameras.

A place where you debase people usually a woman into purely a sexual object of gratification

I hooked up with Stasha, then fucked her hard in my cunting room. She had no idea I taped her in the cunting room

by Karma1025 May 9, 2011

cantignora statusbaritis

The condition which prevents one from walking away from their computer because they cannot divert their attention from an active status bar.

My cantignora statusbaritis keeps me from getting anything else done while I'm downloading on my computer.

by tastic71 March 19, 2013

cunting horse

The act of fucking a horse, there as cunting horse

I was cunting horse earlier today and it was amazing

by cunting horse May 17, 2016

casting off

When you alone at night just thinking about fishing and beating the fuck out of your dick so you masterBAIT by casting off your chode

When you alone at night just thinking about fishing and beating the fuck out of your dick so you masterBAIT by casting off your chode

by Bustin like Tupac January 20, 2018

Canning Yams

A term used to excitedly describe intercourse, preferably used by a man referring to a woman

After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!

Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!

This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!

by CanningYams215 July 17, 2018

Cranting

The act of complaining or criticizing things that are never “good enough” for the complainer, just for the sake of doing so.

“Pfft, that isn’t real music. *This* is real music.” “Pfft, people these days are so stupid. They’ve never even read ‘1984.’”

“Ugh...there goes Chris, cranting again.”

by CrouchPotato December 6, 2019